I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
40s are totally the cure
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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