We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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