You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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