why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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