My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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