are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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