Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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