One girl and one boy is just not enough.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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