We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
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