Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
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