Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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