You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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