oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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