would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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