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Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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