Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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