ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
