you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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