David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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