Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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