everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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