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You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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