i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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