Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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