dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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