sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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