i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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