I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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