So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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