Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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