She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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