My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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