Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
