she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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