So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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