so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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