everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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