Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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