My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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