He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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