There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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