R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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