The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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