Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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