wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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