I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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