I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Randomize
