she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Shame is for Republicans.
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