ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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