Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
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