I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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