my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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