At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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