real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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