so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Swine flu is the new snow day.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Randomize