Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Will exercising make me less horny?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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