Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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