I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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